found this

found this too

red genie pants i suppose

'nother profile lady

"oh.my.god." - usher

Yesterday at H&M I saw the best hair on a lady I've ever seen in person. I would give my firstborn for her thick, ass-length, sun-kissed chestnutty mane that was cut and styled into pure 70s perfection. It looked a little something like this:

king tutank-HAM-un

Making this collage alone one evening made me LOL real good. Almost as good as my bacon pun (if you can call it that) in the title. I'll put the plethora of old magazines in my apartment to use, and try to make some more like this.

some call it arrogance, i call it confidence

These floating heads are part of larger cartoonz. One is saying "I'm saaaah beautiful", and the other says "Haters? They're going to hate." Except the photographs I took of the whole pictures came out terrible, so you're stuck with just face-parts. Who wants to buy me a scanner?

poor man's leeloo

The boyfriend thinks this looks like an 'anime lady', but I think she just kind of sucks.

three new ladies, just for nicole.

i call it: "matching twins aproaching a light"

what do you think it was about?

why, hello there!

....were we talking?

a medley

Recently I bought a set of watercolor pencils, and a small pad of watercolor paper. This is what's in it so far.

these bitches are talkin bout me!

The first one is a dead ringer for Charlene Yi. And the second lady looks like shizz - it's really hard to get some of my drawings to translate into digital images.

It's really, really hard.

glam lady

don't look at me, betch !

your eyebrows, they look like, your eyelashes

heidi montag?

I concede that this doesn't look that much like Heidi Montag. I was having a very hard time drawing her, but I was trying to capture her enormous square chin/jawline, weird nose and vapid, milk-fed dopeyness. While I may have succeeded in doing those things, I still don't think this looks much like our beloved Heidi.

u r so beautiful 2 me

A series of funny-looking ladies I drew on parchment paper.
If a crazed murderer said you had to either get a face transplant or be murdered, and your only choices were these particular lady faces, which one would you pick and why?