another portrait of someone i know...

Not one of my BFFs, so might be harder to guess, but I think this one has a good resemblance.

how i feel. kind of.

i shot the princess

And later, the sheriff.

this lady likes green

Completely exhausted from this weekend. I managed to click some buttons though, and bring this green lady to your screen, lady.

I wish this ho would tell me how to get my hairs as big as hers. Betch!

it's friday, let's get weird

'scuze me?

Another painting of someone you might know. I think this one is pretty dead on, to be honest...if you went to HWS, take a shot at it. Of course, she's never seen it.

Thanks for getting your votes in! It was a tie - according to you guys, dreams are equally made of whales, snails and puppy dog tails, as well as Spencer Pratt's flesh-colored beard. Stay tuned for more highly relevant poll-ery!

hey me too

not so friendly

This lady looks like she might be perturbed, or tired. Or like maybe she served a bunch of people lunch at a restaurant in Midtown, went to H&M and then took a nap on her couch. Or not - that would be me.

wow what a great looking lady!!!

This is also on my Flickr...but most of you don't know I have a Flickr. Because there's not a lot of interesting stuff on there. I sort of wish I didn't have a Flickr. The end.

i like to...

Add fake lens flares to pictures.

scary spice

This is a picture of a scary lady.


This is her boyfriend.

They are basically in love, but I wouldn't want to hang out with them.

like a mango and a lime

This is another totally stalker thing I made. When I'm pressed for ideas to draw, I'll go on Facebook and click through pictures of my friends. The final products usually look better, since I have a bit of an "outline" for reference, so I feel super talented, but also creepy, because it means I'm obsessing over their face without them even knowing. I just feel like, if you're going to study the size of someone's nostrils, they should probably be aware of the fact.

I find myself attracted to orange and green lately, colors I am not usually into. Thoughts? Throw out a guess for who this is?

Also, GRIDS and swine flu are neck and neck kids! Make sure you get your vote in for this extremely important poll!

lol jk

Lauren?

Freshman year in college, I painted a picture of Lauren that was so heinous looking, it became a joke and was therefore displayed on our wall every year after that. We would tell visitors that I had painted her 'portrait' (which I had - just failed miserably) and wait for their reaction. It looked like a bloated catfish, faulted only to my lack of skill of course, as Lauren does not resemble a catfish.

This was an an attempt from this past summer, and while significantly cuter, I'm not sure if it's any more "Lauren" than the famed catfish painting. Think it's creepy that I'll just make a portrait of someone without their knowledge? I probably have one of you.

SeXy LaDy

This lady impresses me. Usually my ladies don't come out this sexy - or sly. I think we can all agree this lady is both sexy and sly, a dangerous combination for a lady to have.

Today, I'm a lady with a job, for the first time in four months. So I guess I can say I feel pretty sexy/sly. But also not, because after listening to NPR for about thirty minutes, I'm almost certain I'm going to contract swine flu once I walk outside. Swine flu is the new SARS.

blue pencil ladies

These are some blue colored pencil ladies for your enjoyment.

(I Know it Doesn't)

bun bun.

Lately I really want a bunny. This is a picture of a bun-bun I drew - it's basically how I imagine my future bunny will look, and also what he/she will do. Although I can't decide whether I want a big fat bunny, with lots of stuff to squeeze, or a tiny little bun-bun, that fits in the palm of my hand. Or a gray or brown bun. But I do know that it will be eating carrots and smiling and hopping all day long. Absolutely none of this matters because I will not be getting a bunny. Not even if they do adoptions at the PetCo on 86th St. It's not like I checked. Whatever I don't even care.

Umm soo...this blog is going to be a purge zone for the vast load of lowbrow artsy crap I make. It will be even less relevant than my other blogs. No one will read it though, so it doesn't matter.

Good day to you.