that i'm not gonna write you a love song girl

it never is

handz

They say you can tell a lot about a person by how they shake hands, but I think you can only tell one thing - how they feel about shaking hands with you.

stephanie pratt?

Drawing the cast of The Hills is a thing I have assigned myself to do. They are all just such...interesting people.

I also probably should have taken a better picture of this drawing, since I don't think it transferred very well to being computerized...Looks much better on paper, methinks.

i honestly don't love myself THAT much...

I'm just usually the only willing model. Seriously, send me some hot pix of yourself - I'd love to fiddle with someone else's face for a change.

a thing i made in college

Here is a thing I made in college. It's my friend Jenna. She is a 'follower' of this blog, but not a 'follower' in life, which is like, so great. However, I'm not sure if she is actually a 'reader' of this blog.

Hi Jenna!

the spiders from...lexington avenue

This looks a lot better if you click on it.

audrina patridge?

pro-gres-sion

now here's a crazy lady

dead stuff (tulips)

another portrait of someone i know...

Not one of my BFFs, so might be harder to guess, but I think this one has a good resemblance.

how i feel. kind of.

i shot the princess

And later, the sheriff.

this lady likes green

Completely exhausted from this weekend. I managed to click some buttons though, and bring this green lady to your screen, lady.

I wish this ho would tell me how to get my hairs as big as hers. Betch!

it's friday, let's get weird

'scuze me?

Another painting of someone you might know. I think this one is pretty dead on, to be honest...if you went to HWS, take a shot at it. Of course, she's never seen it.

Thanks for getting your votes in! It was a tie - according to you guys, dreams are equally made of whales, snails and puppy dog tails, as well as Spencer Pratt's flesh-colored beard. Stay tuned for more highly relevant poll-ery!

hey me too

not so friendly

This lady looks like she might be perturbed, or tired. Or like maybe she served a bunch of people lunch at a restaurant in Midtown, went to H&M and then took a nap on her couch. Or not - that would be me.

wow what a great looking lady!!!

This is also on my Flickr...but most of you don't know I have a Flickr. Because there's not a lot of interesting stuff on there. I sort of wish I didn't have a Flickr. The end.