cape cod

xoxo

These were made with some photos I took (of myself). I feel that they represent my intense desire to make out (with myself). I'm hoping that these works convey that this desire is a very normal one, shared by most people and isn't something that I should be worried about at all.

what happens when you doodle while watching tim & eric

Rolo Tony Brown Town
Check yourself out at the dooooorrrrrr
Give us all some Rolo's
You know you've got to give us some mooorrreee
of those Rolo's

just a blonde lady

strollin'

dead stuff (kale)

I broke my camera this past weekend. Now I have a big depression.

that i'm not gonna write you a love song girl

it never is

handz

They say you can tell a lot about a person by how they shake hands, but I think you can only tell one thing - how they feel about shaking hands with you.

stephanie pratt?

Drawing the cast of The Hills is a thing I have assigned myself to do. They are all just such...interesting people.

I also probably should have taken a better picture of this drawing, since I don't think it transferred very well to being computerized...Looks much better on paper, methinks.

i honestly don't love myself THAT much...

I'm just usually the only willing model. Seriously, send me some hot pix of yourself - I'd love to fiddle with someone else's face for a change.

a thing i made in college

Here is a thing I made in college. It's my friend Jenna. She is a 'follower' of this blog, but not a 'follower' in life, which is like, so great. However, I'm not sure if she is actually a 'reader' of this blog.

Hi Jenna!

the spiders from...lexington avenue

This looks a lot better if you click on it.

audrina patridge?

pro-gres-sion

now here's a crazy lady

dead stuff (tulips)

another portrait of someone i know...

Not one of my BFFs, so might be harder to guess, but I think this one has a good resemblance.

how i feel. kind of.

i shot the princess

And later, the sheriff.