three new ladies, just for nicole.

i call it: "matching twins aproaching a light"

what do you think it was about?

why, hello there!

....were we talking?

a medley

Recently I bought a set of watercolor pencils, and a small pad of watercolor paper. This is what's in it so far.

these bitches are talkin bout me!

The first one is a dead ringer for Charlene Yi. And the second lady looks like shizz - it's really hard to get some of my drawings to translate into digital images.

It's really, really hard.

glam lady

don't look at me, betch !

your eyebrows, they look like, your eyelashes

heidi montag?

I concede that this doesn't look that much like Heidi Montag. I was having a very hard time drawing her, but I was trying to capture her enormous square chin/jawline, weird nose and vapid, milk-fed dopeyness. While I may have succeeded in doing those things, I still don't think this looks much like our beloved Heidi.

u r so beautiful 2 me

A series of funny-looking ladies I drew on parchment paper.
If a crazed murderer said you had to either get a face transplant or be murdered, and your only choices were these particular lady faces, which one would you pick and why?

cape cod

xoxo

These were made with some photos I took (of myself). I feel that they represent my intense desire to make out (with myself). I'm hoping that these works convey that this desire is a very normal one, shared by most people and isn't something that I should be worried about at all.

what happens when you doodle while watching tim & eric

Rolo Tony Brown Town
Check yourself out at the dooooorrrrrr
Give us all some Rolo's
You know you've got to give us some mooorrreee
of those Rolo's

just a blonde lady

strollin'

dead stuff (kale)

I broke my camera this past weekend. Now I have a big depression.

that i'm not gonna write you a love song girl

it never is