"jessie"

I was watching What Not to Wear one night, and at first was going to draw the subject of the makeover in a rude, caricature-ish style. However, it seems her adorable, soft-spoken Texas girl personality won me over, because the drawing took quite a different turn. I think this is what I pictured her looking like in her younger years. Watch the clip, maybe you'll get it too. 

trying a new thai restaurant on 2nd ave

space, baby!

stank face

three domes/charlie's angels (i guess)?

sunday/jokes

uno dos tres

Made these during my "vacation" a few months ago, then stashed them away and forgot about them. The top one is my favorite.

an oldie

Doodles upon doodles.

you're a (russian) dollbaby

WHATCHU SAY HUH

There was one more lady involved in this scene, but she got cut off. That was a great reality show, "Cut Off". Quite droll, that one. Anyway I didn't think her absence disturbed the scene. 

seeing stars?

facez

my heroes

This is bigger than 8.5 x 11 so it doesn't fit in the new scanner. Sometimes it works, but on this one, I had to give ya the detail on my rendition of Danielle Staub's sweet implant job. Top right reads "itz so juicy". It really, really is.

reactionary bad girls club cartoon

Seriously! Those bitches be fucked.

some old doodles

I BOUGHT A SCANNER. My life is complete. 

probably the best thing i've ever made

recently

sketchy snooki

a foray into boxes

This is my attempt at drawing a comic from about 2 years ago when I was a receptionist and had lots of free time to write text into tiny Sharpie-drawn squares.  I like the drawings I did, but not the excessive writing, or the fact that I clearly never finished it. Or, well let's just pretend I meant it to end where it does. Sure why not.

As always, click on the images to see them in more detail (aka read what it says without damaging your eyes).

attempt #2