a medley

Recently I bought a set of watercolor pencils, and a small pad of watercolor paper. This is what's in it so far.

these bitches are talkin bout me!

The first one is a dead ringer for Charlene Yi. And the second lady looks like shizz - it's really hard to get some of my drawings to translate into digital images.

It's really, really hard.

glam lady

don't look at me, betch !

your eyebrows, they look like, your eyelashes

heidi montag?

I concede that this doesn't look that much like Heidi Montag. I was having a very hard time drawing her, but I was trying to capture her enormous square chin/jawline, weird nose and vapid, milk-fed dopeyness. While I may have succeeded in doing those things, I still don't think this looks much like our beloved Heidi.

u r so beautiful 2 me

A series of funny-looking ladies I drew on parchment paper.
If a crazed murderer said you had to either get a face transplant or be murdered, and your only choices were these particular lady faces, which one would you pick and why?

cape cod

xoxo

These were made with some photos I took (of myself). I feel that they represent my intense desire to make out (with myself). I'm hoping that these works convey that this desire is a very normal one, shared by most people and isn't something that I should be worried about at all.

what happens when you doodle while watching tim & eric

Rolo Tony Brown Town
Check yourself out at the dooooorrrrrr
Give us all some Rolo's
You know you've got to give us some mooorrreee
of those Rolo's

just a blonde lady

strollin'

dead stuff (kale)

I broke my camera this past weekend. Now I have a big depression.

that i'm not gonna write you a love song girl

it never is

handz

They say you can tell a lot about a person by how they shake hands, but I think you can only tell one thing - how they feel about shaking hands with you.

stephanie pratt?

Drawing the cast of The Hills is a thing I have assigned myself to do. They are all just such...interesting people.

I also probably should have taken a better picture of this drawing, since I don't think it transferred very well to being computerized...Looks much better on paper, methinks.

i honestly don't love myself THAT much...

I'm just usually the only willing model. Seriously, send me some hot pix of yourself - I'd love to fiddle with someone else's face for a change.

a thing i made in college

Here is a thing I made in college. It's my friend Jenna. She is a 'follower' of this blog, but not a 'follower' in life, which is like, so great. However, I'm not sure if she is actually a 'reader' of this blog.

Hi Jenna!

the spiders from...lexington avenue

This looks a lot better if you click on it.

audrina patridge?

pro-gres-sion

now here's a crazy lady

dead stuff (tulips)