Nov 30, 2010

WHATCHU SAY HUH


There was one more lady involved in this scene, but she got cut off. That was a great reality show, "Cut Off". Quite droll, that one. Anyway I didn't think her absence disturbed the scene. 

seeing stars?

facez

my heroes


This is bigger than 8.5 x 11 so it doesn't fit in the new scanner. Sometimes it works, but on this one, I had to give ya the detail on my rendition of Danielle Staub's sweet implant job. Top right reads "itz so juicy". It really, really is.

reactionary bad girls club cartoon


Seriously! Those bitches be fucked.

some old doodles



I BOUGHT A SCANNER. My life is complete

Nov 12, 2010

a foray into boxes



This is my attempt at drawing a comic from about 2 years ago when I was a receptionist and had lots of free time to write text into tiny Sharpie-drawn squares.  I like the drawings I did, but not the excessive writing, or the fact that I clearly never finished it. Or, well let's just pretend I meant it to end where it does. Sure why not.

As always, click on the images to see them in more detail (aka read what it says without damaging your eyes).

attempt #2

attempt #1

I love hearing people say ridiculous things as I'm passing them in some public place, things that just make no sense or sound absurd when they're taken out of context. Hence my idea to make a series of drawings called "Out of Context", where I would make a point to write down the silly quotes I end up hearing on a day to day basis, and then illustrate them in some way.

Here's the first one I did a few months ago. However, someone recently sparked the new idea to do sort of this same idea, but have the drawings not necessarily related to what is being said, whereas I had initially imagined all the drawings as conversations. Which they could still be, but perhaps it's, oh I dunno, chickens having the conversation. I want to take it in a less literal direction. Hopefully I will take it anywhere at all, instead of just dropping it like I tend to do with my "ideas".

chopped up some of my doodle pads.

i've always liked this one

Jun 27, 2010

"oh.my.god." - usher

Yesterday at H&M I saw the best hair on a lady I've ever seen in person. I would give my firstborn for her thick, ass-length, sun-kissed chestnutty mane that was cut and styled into pure 70s perfection. It looked a little something like this:

Jun 22, 2010

king tutank-HAM-un



Making this collage alone one evening made me LOL real good. Almost as good as my bacon pun (if you can call it that) in the title. I'll put the plethora of old magazines in my apartment to use, and try to make some more like this.

some call it arrogance, i call it confidence



These floating heads are part of larger cartoonz. One is saying "I'm saaaah beautiful", and the other says "Haters? They're going to hate." Except the photographs I took of the whole pictures came out terrible, so you're stuck with just face-parts. Who wants to buy me a scanner?

poor man's leeloo


The boyfriend thinks this looks like an 'anime lady', but I think she just kind of sucks.