your eyebrows, they look like, your eyelashes

heidi montag?

I concede that this doesn't look that much like Heidi Montag. I was having a very hard time drawing her, but I was trying to capture her enormous square chin/jawline, weird nose and vapid, milk-fed dopeyness. While I may have succeeded in doing those things, I still don't think this looks much like our beloved Heidi.

u r so beautiful 2 me

A series of funny-looking ladies I drew on parchment paper.
If a crazed murderer said you had to either get a face transplant or be murdered, and your only choices were these particular lady faces, which one would you pick and why?